He should consider himself lucky he's only the five seed.
January is easily one of the best months of the year.
With the temperatures dropping quicker than Conan O’Brien’s NBC deal (lame joke everyone is making now) and playoff football on tv, it’s one of the few times a year you can lay on the couch all day and only be somewhat harassed about it.
The beginning of the year brings the middle of the NBA season, beginning of conference games in college basketball, college football bowl games, the NFL playoffs and, the build up for the Super Bowl.
This year the game is played in Miami, one week before Valentine’s Day, so guys, just know you’re going to be hearing about how she put up with how annoying you are when you’re with your friends watching football, so have your fun while you still can.
Playoff football means two things: intriguing match ups and a flood of annoying ass commercials.
Not actual commercials about ass, that would be cool, as long as it wasn’t guy butt, wait, annoying commercials, there you go.
For 17 consecutive Sundays during the regular season, you’re inundated with too many commercials about old guys’ crotch problems (thanks Viagra, Cialis, whatever the hell Smilin’ Bob is all about and all of the prostate pills) or just horrible commercials.
Between crappy jingles about credit reports, annoying ladies pushing car insurance, stupid athletes embarrassing themselves while singing about footlongs, a guy the gayest (no other word can adequately describe it) haircut writing on a whiteboard that really is a computer or the creepiness of a guy that punched a prostitute, commercials are just horrible.
We know who Mikey's voted for. "JAAAAAARED!!"
They are everywhere and you can’t avoid them. They leave you asking too many questions:
- Why the hell do sports need to break for TV timeouts?
- Why does Michael Strahan continue to embarrass himself?
- Who as ever watched one of Tyler Perry’s shows?
- How did Jeff Dunham ever land his own show on Comedy Central?
- Who can’t recite the Big Mac song at this point?
The Super Bowl used to be about showcasing the funniest and best commercials of the season.
But now, it’s just about flooding your brain with all of the annoying garbage that will be pissing you off for the rest of the year.
Can you honestly name the last commercial that made you laugh?
ManWhole.com won’t stand for this crap. It’s time we stand up and let these advertising buttholes know we won’t take it anymore.
We’ve ranked 16 of the most prominent douche bags in commercials today, and we’re going to have you, the readers vote for the most annoying. The winner will be ripped to shreds by each of us (and if you want to email in your responses, PLEASE do so) and we’ll send our findings to the lucky winner.
Here’s the ManWhole concept. This will be set up like a NCAA Tournament. In order to play, you must fill out your bracket before the competition. Instead of filling out a bracket and mailing it, all you have to do is send us your picks in an email. Here is a small sample what we need in your email.
Round 1
Player 1 vs. Player 2 – winner Player 1
Player 3 vs. Player 4 – winner Player 4
etc…
Round 2
Player 1 vs. Player 4 – winner Player 1
etc…
Once the tournament starts, the readers, this would be you too, have to come back everyday and support their cause by voting for the person they picked to win. (You could vote for the other guy, but, well that would just be stupid son.) The winners of the matches will be based solely on the tally votes from you and your competitors.
You have an opportunity to win some cash (grand prize) and an custom ManWhole.com T-shirt (runner-up), so just follow these steps and compete.(we’re still small time, this money is coming from us, so don’t get all pissy about $100 bucks, when was the last time you gave us $100).
Here are the three easy step to win that c-note:
- View the Biggest TV Commercial Douchebag bracket by following this link.
- Send us an email with your picks. You can email us by clicking here.
- Visit ManWhole.com daily to vote for your pick in hopes your bracket will be the winner.
There will be a new matches everyday. Come back everyday so we don’t miss your vote. The first match will start on Tuesday 26nd, at 8 a.m. If you don’t have your emailed picks sent into us by that time, then you will be missing out on the opportunity to win $100 or a ManWhole.com T-shirt.
Good luck to all our competitors, and feel free to comment at the bottom of the matches telling us why you think your pick is the Biggest TV Commercial Douchebag in all the land!
