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Chucky
Leatherface
Zach says: To understand why Chucky WILL WIN, you first have to understand the man that Chucky came from. If you recall from the original movie (and I do completely, without even having to reference Wikipedia)… “on November 9, 1988, mass murderer and voodoist Charles Lee Ray” was almost captured by police, but decided to imbue his insane murder loving soul into the body of a small doll. I’ll repeat… a MASS MURDERER and a VOODOIST. Now sure, leather face is big, and a mass murderer, but Chucky loves death and gore, but knows how to wield the dark arts – and is essentially immortal! Additionally, as we saw in Bride of Chucky, Chucky also likes the ladies and knows how to work it… “Tiffany (Chucky’s bride) follows the thieves to their private room and tosses a bottle of champagne at the mirrored ceiling above their bed, fatally impaling the couple with shards of glass. Chucky is aroused by this spectacle, and dolls have sex in the blood-soaked room.” Hot, sexy, murderer, made of plastic, who knows voodoo. On Chucky’s best day hundreds of armed police couldn’t stop him, and he lasted through various movies. Leatherface on the other hand only had to deal with unarmed, unsuspecting horny post-teens as their car broke down. Besides, I’m sure Chucky would tap into the hurt and abused little boy subconscious complex Leatherface most definitely has, tricking him into getting a nice steak knife in the eye.
Bucky says: I feel pretty confident about the 1st round here. I mean, the pure sight of Leatherface might cause that little plastic doll to grow a real penis just so he can wet himself. I could write a bunch of stats about how Leatherface has outlasted Chucky (one of the first slasher film villains dating back to 1974), and completely outweighs (by at least 300 lbs.), out-sizes (by at least six feet), out-brutalizes (chainsaw being his weapon of choice with the occasional sledgehammer and meat hook), and out-scares (I shit myself just looking at the picture) his opponent. I could, but I don’t think it’s necessary.
