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Previewing the Past

Previewing the Past
The opening round of the NFL Playoffs should just be called déjà vu. Three of the four games are rematches from last Sunday, the final week of the regular season, and only one of those contests even has a slight tweak, as the Jets travel to Cincinnati to face the Bengals. Along with one of the AFC contests being a repeat, both games in the other conference remain the same,...

Why You Should Take Care of Your Body

Why You Should Take Care of Your Body
It’s a new year and I thought I would write a post on a personal resolution – sort of. You see I have set aside about a dozen major goals I’d like to accomplish this year. Some goals over lap each other, but hopefully by the end of the year, if I work hard enough and get lucky I’ll meet or exceed those goals. One such goal involves my body and the shape, condition, and...

Why Do I Care What You Think?

Why Do I Care What You Think?
Maybe this helmet fad is catching on... Last weekend I took my daughter to the park to ride her new bike. Santa was good to her this year. And by Santa I mean her mom. She was awesome and did almost all the shopping. Not to mention she’s been the only one with a full-time job for longer than a month, but I’m working on it. Anyways, I suited up my baby in her pink...

Penis Envy

Penis Envy
Stop lying. I bet you wish you had a penis. I’ve never been much of a girly-girl. Growing up, I was the little girl that rode around the block on my bike looking for the best places to make forts with my blue jean shorts and jelly shoes on. I’ve had the same best friend since I was five, and his name is Mike. As long as I can remember, I’ve been the girl who’s also...

When to Breakup With Your Girlfriend

When to Breakup With Your Girlfriend
When do you break up with your girlfriend? What are some signs that you need to hit the road? Are you just being a bitch that needs to grow up and be a man… a whole man? Here’s how you can tell… Wait, think about why are you here in the first place? I mean both the literal here (sitting on your couch at 1am, a little drunk, surfing the web and reading a post...

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