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Movie Moments You Can’t Take Back

Movie Moments You Can’t Take Back
There are some things that your brain can’t ever un-see. Certain movie moments are forever ingrained, good or bad, in my brain for the rest of my life. The first movie I ever became really attached to was The Brave Little Toaster. Say what you want, but that movie was badass. It spawned my love for appliances, hate for vacuums. I just remember asking my mom why they just...

Fighting for the Right to Party

Fighting for the Right to Party
Only four teams left standing in the NFL Playoffs and three long suffering fan bases are just a win away from the Super Bowl. Two of the past four seasons saw teams that never reached the Super Bowl finally make it (Seattle in Super Bowl XL and Arizona in Super Bowl XLIII) and while fans finally received a taste of pulling for a good team, both ultimately fell to the...

I Don’t Need Your Help

I Don’t Need Your Help
Ah yes, full service please! I pulled into the gas station the other day, trying my best to aviod those damn cement poles in the ground, and there is a lady getting ready to use the pump in front of me. She was an older gal. Probably one that watches Pat and Vanna religiously. She definitly caught me eye though because she jumped out of her Cadillac Escalade. And we all know...

Biggest TV Commercial Douchebag Tournament Contest

Biggest TV Commercial Douchebag Tournament Contest
He should consider himself lucky he's only the five seed. January is easily one of the best months of the year. With the temperatures dropping quicker than Conan O’Brien’s NBC deal (lame joke everyone is making now) and playoff football on tv, it’s one of the few times a year you can lay on the couch all day and only be somewhat harassed about it. The...

Name Battles

Name Battles
The great ones only need to be identified with one name. Michael. Wayne. Willie. You get the idea, once an athlete establishes himself among the great ones, everyone needs just one name to immediately recognize them. LeBron. Kobe. Brian. Ok, maybe Brian Scalabrine isn’t there. Yet. Maybe Brian Scalabrine isn't an NBA legend to you. But he does have a ring. Between...

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