You’ve heard the saying before: A picture is worth a thousand words.
When putting a website together, having pictures helps explain everything. If I just told you in words about the similarities between Uncle Rico from the movie Napoleon Dynamite and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, it probably wouldn’t make any sense.
Easy, show two pictures of them and it explains everything, no words necessary.
That’s an examples of something working out well for the website. What we’re about to dig into here, it’s the things I’ve had to look up that didn’t turn out so well.
Really, I’m the one to blame for what happens, but that’s what I’m here for, to make the mistakes so you don’t have to.
Dr. Ben Dover, M.D.
Now ManWhole.com certainly isn’t a math website, but here’s a quick formula to help you through your day: if you want to have your mom question your sexuality at least 5 times in one conversation, follow this carefully.
Start a website called ManWhole.com + never have a long term girlfriend + make a bet where you can be found on Gay Friend Finder.com + dress as a proctologist for Halloween + read the things that I googled in the past = some explaining to do.
Wait, after reading that formula, I’m even starting to question myself, we better move on quickly.
Anyway, here’s a couple things that I’ve regrettably googled.
Girl Urinal
For the first Don’t Be That Guy story, we discussed the annoying guy in the bathroom that made the inconceivable mistake of touching another guy while he was peeing.
Now for the website, no one wants to see a guy in the bathroom, unless it’s the pictures we showed, like the one where the guy had his pants around his ankles, or the one where the guy was standing next to the girl at the urinal.
I just searched urinal, and the one with the guy and the girl came up. I though that was pretty funny. So I then googled girl urinal.
What a mistake that was. Now I’m aware there is a market for urine porn, but obviously I had no idea how much of a market there was for it. I figured there’d be some R. Kelly jokes or something like that but no, to find the picture with the two girls at the urinal required me to sift through way too many gross pictures that I wasn’t anticipating.
You can call me old fashioned, but I like to save my urine for the toilet and annoying people’s door knobs.
Gay Trophy
Last week I was trying to give you guys some advice on how to make fantasy football fun again.
One idea was to award a trophy for the best trash talk of the year but I was hoping to find a different trophy for the last place team or something.
So like an absolute idiot, I googled gay trophy hoping there would some really lame trophy or something and you can award it to the lamest team or something. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Gay trophy wasn’t targeting the gay population, but I was hoping someone made a trophy with a fanny pack on top or something like that.
Of course, gay porn popped up and I felt like the biggest idiot ever. The cardinal rule of googling pictures is to never have gay as one of the words unless you’re into gay porn. (no link will be provided, you thank me in the comment section.)
Well, I had to relearn that lesson.
So there you have it, hope you learned something and remember kids, be cautious when you Google.
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