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ManWhole Introduces: HappyHumper.com

ManWhole Introduces: HappyHumper.com
Seriously, if you wake up next to her, do both yourselves a favor and end her life. As men we have lots of questions. What time does the game start? What is taking the pizza guy so long? How much beer is left in the fridge? Who is this chick and why is she in my bed? Does the “best if used by”...

Bubble Watch: USF

Bubble Watch: USF
Five years ago the University of South Florida joined the Big East Conference and its basketball team was left for dead. The switch in conferences absolutely made sense for the football program, winning the Big East automatically puts the Bulls in a BCS Bowl game, the additional exposure helps draw better...

ManWhole Salutes: The Porta-German

ManWhole Salutes: The Porta-German
You know that guy. The one who cuts you off on the highway, drops it into fourth gear, mashes the gas, only to slam on their brakes because there is a wall of traffic in front of both of you. This past weekend I was this guy. But before you judge, let me explain. Seeing this entire game was in our plans....

Biggest Draft Bust, Ever

Biggest Draft Bust, Ever
Dealt to his third squad in eight months, Darko Milicic quickly proved why so many teams have given up on the former teenage phenom. Making his debut with the Minnesota Timberwolves during a 109-107 loss to Oklahoma City, the former #2 selection of the 2003 NBA Draft had his best game of the season and...

Living the Million Dollar Man Lifestyle

Living the Million Dollar Man Lifestyle
So you and your buddies decided to hit the bar when one of them pulls the old “I don’t have any cash, can you spot me,” routine. You can either be a good guy, float your friend a few bucks or be an a$$h*le pull the old Soup Nazi hostile approach and blurt out “No beer for you!”...

Useless Inventions- The Remix

Useless Inventions- The Remix
The latest cold snap in Florida finally pushed it over the top. I had to get a new jacket, the one I had was a Giants jacket that came free with a Sports Illustrated subscription, the only problem is the fleece jacket arrived in the mail when I was 13, so anytime the wind would kick up, it would just pierce...

Texting into Trouble

Texting into Trouble
So you got your new haircut and you met that one girl that was really hot at the bar. You landed her number and after a few texts you think everything is going well. Then you crap your pants because after a full fledged conversation you suddenly realize you have no idea what this girl’s name is and...

Improving Hockey in Tampa Bay

Improving Hockey in Tampa Bay
Florida + hockey = mild entertainment. Part of the appeal of hockey elsewhere is you can relate to what’s going on. In New Jersey, two feet of snow dumped down in one day. Kids can just go outside and set up two makeshift goals and pretend like they’re the biggest stars in the NHL. In Florida you...

The Night I Got Good-Will-Hunted

The Night I Got Good-Will-Hunted
I have learned a few things recently. For instance, eating leftovers from Thanksgiving after the new year is a bad idea. Sure, it may taste good enough when it’s going down, but coming out is a differnet story.  I also wouldn’t recommend eating pizza rolls as soon as they come out of the...

Don’t Be That Guy: The Movie Realist

Don’t Be That Guy: The Movie Realist
Kids out there, trust me growing up isn’t as much fun as you think. All that is waiting for you is working too many hours, paying bills you don’t want to pay, especially the ones that cost too much for no reason (screw you car insurance!) having to deal with weird co-workers, having annoying...

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