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It's OK Grandma, you probably don't have a lot of facebook friends 'cause everyone you know is dead.
I really don’t have anything against Facebook, persay. I utilize it quite frequently. It’s a great way to keep in contact with your friends and meet new friends. But I must admit...
I’m a pretty nice guy, for the most part. Sure I have my faults, like we all do, but I consider myself to be somewhat of a decent human being. You may not think so after reading this post, however. But, I’m ok with that thought because I have some things to get off my chest. Some things that have been...
This is the only person with a valid reason to say "FML"
I am pleading. No, I am demanding. Stop using the acronym “FML,” the words “fuck my life,” or any other version/variation of the thought.
Forums such as Facebook and Myspace make it very easy to proclaim to the world...
Before I had a child I had a vision. I would be the stern father. I prepared myself for my daughter to hate me. The plan was to be the father that was very strict, be a strong role model, and raise my daughter to be a normal law-abiding citizen.
Man was that a far-fetched vision.
I’m not saying that my...
The road of life presents many questions. Some questions we can answer and some we cannot.
Here are some questions that we have answered for you, our readers:
Is the “best if used by” date on the mayo jar the same as an expiration date? No. If it was I would have had my stomach pumped last week....
You know that guy. The one who cuts you off on the highway, drops it into fourth gear, mashes the gas, only to slam on their brakes because there is a wall of traffic in front of both of you. This past weekend I was this guy. But before you judge, let me explain.
Seeing this entire game was in our plans....
So you and your buddies decided to hit the bar when one of them pulls the old “I don’t have any cash, can you spot me,” routine.
You can either be a good guy, float your friend a few bucks or be an a$$h*le pull the old Soup Nazi hostile approach and blurt out “No beer for you!”...
The latest cold snap in Florida finally pushed it over the top.
I had to get a new jacket, the one I had was a Giants jacket that came free with a Sports Illustrated subscription, the only problem is the fleece jacket arrived in the mail when I was 13, so anytime the wind would kick up, it would just pierce...
So you got your new haircut and you met that one girl that was really hot at the bar.
You landed her number and after a few texts you think everything is going well. Then you crap your pants because after a full fledged conversation you suddenly realize you have no idea what this girl’s name is and...
I have learned a few things recently. For instance, eating leftovers from Thanksgiving after the new year is a bad idea. Sure, it may taste good enough when it’s going down, but coming out is a differnet story. I also wouldn’t recommend eating pizza rolls as soon as they come out of the...
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