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You know that guy. The one who cuts you off on the highway, drops it into fourth gear, mashes the gas, only to slam on their brakes because there is a wall of traffic in front of both of you. This past weekend I was this guy. But before you judge, let me explain.
Seeing this entire game was in our plans....
So you and your buddies decided to hit the bar when one of them pulls the old “I don’t have any cash, can you spot me,” routine.
You can either be a good guy, float your friend a few bucks or be an a$$h*le pull the old Soup Nazi hostile approach and blurt out “No beer for you!”...
The latest cold snap in Florida finally pushed it over the top.
I had to get a new jacket, the one I had was a Giants jacket that came free with a Sports Illustrated subscription, the only problem is the fleece jacket arrived in the mail when I was 13, so anytime the wind would kick up, it would just pierce...
So you got your new haircut and you met that one girl that was really hot at the bar.
You landed her number and after a few texts you think everything is going well. Then you crap your pants because after a full fledged conversation you suddenly realize you have no idea what this girl’s name is and...
I have learned a few things recently. For instance, eating leftovers from Thanksgiving after the new year is a bad idea. Sure, it may taste good enough when it’s going down, but coming out is a differnet story. I also wouldn’t recommend eating pizza rolls as soon as they come out of the...
Trying to navigate through everyday life is tough enough but then there are plenty of useless inventions that trip us up for no good reason at all.
There are plenty of different examples, as we’ve pointed out in two separate posts, but let’s take a gander at five more things making life that much...
There are some things that your brain can’t ever un-see.
Certain movie moments are forever ingrained, good or bad, in my brain for the rest of my life.
The first movie I ever became really attached to was The Brave Little Toaster. Say what you want, but that movie was badass. It spawned my love for...
Ah yes, full service please!
I pulled into the gas station the other day, trying my best to aviod those damn cement poles in the ground, and there is a lady getting ready to use the pump in front of me. She was an older gal. Probably one that watches Pat and Vanna religiously. She definitly caught me eye...
He should consider himself lucky he's only the five seed.
January is easily one of the best months of the year.
With the temperatures dropping quicker than Conan O’Brien’s NBC deal (lame joke everyone is making now) and playoff football on tv, it’s one of the few times a year you can lay on...
For me 25 is the age where you really start to quit being a child and are forced to grow up.
You have a couple of dollars stashed away in the bank, so you can’t play the broke card, but since you’re still young, you really can’t keep up with the ballers. But at 25, I have to step my game...
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Living the Million Dollar Man Lifestyle
Useless Inventions- The Remix
Texting into Trouble
The Night I Got Good-Will-Hunted
Thanks for Nothing: Another set of Useless Inventions
Movie Moments You Can’t Take Back
I Don’t Need Your Help
Biggest TV Commercial Douchebag Tournament Contest
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Brendan Galella in
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01 18th, 2010 |
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