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Ali Bubba’s Wisdom – Enjoy the Ride

Ali Bubba’s Wisdom – Enjoy the Ride
“If life is a roller coaster, then why can’t we just enjoy the ride?” – Ali Bubba If it's on a t-shirt..... I guess has to be true. I agree. Well with the roller coaster part, at least. I do believe life is like a roller coaster. But when Ali Bubba asks why we can’t enjoy the ride, I’d like...

Who is Mr. Right?

Who is Mr. Right?
Ladies, what is the deal? I mean, every time a female talks about finding Mr. Right, the main point they always make is that they just want a good guy. Well please explain to us what a good guy really is, because this shit is getting a little confusing.  What’s the real definition? Maybe Mr. Right is...

Friends: Not Seen, Not Heard

Friends: Not Seen, Not Heard
Told you, don't even look at them. So I was in the store the other day, working as usual, and saw something that got my attention. Actually, it left me starring at the couple that I was observing. Part of my job is to greet people when they enter our store. I saw a Middle Eastern couple come through the...

Mastering the Art of the Quickie

Mastering the Art of the Quickie
Brought to you by OK, some women are just crazy. But this crazy might be worth it. Let us all agree right here and now that women are strange, emotional beings capable of many complex, yet wonderful, insights and ideas. As a member of the opposite sex I know how women work, mmhm, half of the time at...

ManWhole Introduces: HappyHumper.com

ManWhole Introduces: HappyHumper.com
Seriously, if you wake up next to her, do both yourselves a favor and end her life. As men we have lots of questions. What time does the game start? What is taking the pizza guy so long? How much beer is left in the fridge? Who is this chick and why is she in my bed? Does the “best if used by”...

Some Friends Aren’t Worth It

Some Friends Aren’t Worth It
That sausage, egg, & bacon McDoughnut looks delish. OK. So I lasted as long as I could on this whole positive trip. I think I did pretty well. I almost lasted a whole month. I’m willing to bet there are a large number of fat people that have already given up going to the gym and are at Krispy...

Where TV & Movies Get it Wrong – Women & Relationships

Where TV & Movies Get it Wrong – Women & Relationships
I was watching a few old episodes of Lost (I jumped in on season 4 so I wanted to catch the back story before the end of the show). If you are unfamiliar with the show it’s a crazy tale of about 50 people stranded on a remote island after their plane goes down. The first season involves lots of mystery,...

Relationship’s Biggest Mistake

Relationship’s Biggest Mistake
The biggest mistake guys make when it comes to relationships, and I’m talking long-term relationships, the kind that end in utter defeat, with hearts on the ground bloody and spewing blood is mistaking “attraction” for “liking you” for being good relationship material. They are...

5 Ridiculous Date Ideas

5 Ridiculous Date Ideas
1) Stare at a wall Did I stutter? I said stare at a wall. “She doesn’t like the idea?” Well, you’re supposed to be a man, and call the shots. Now… go plop a chair down, preferably inches away from a bare wall, (leg room is nice, but not necessary) and start watching. Extra...

When to Breakup With Your Girlfriend

When to Breakup With Your Girlfriend
When do you break up with your girlfriend? What are some signs that you need to hit the road? Are you just being a bitch that needs to grow up and be a man… a whole man? Here’s how you can tell… Wait, think about why are you here in the first place? I mean both the literal here (sitting on...

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